AVENGERS… Assemble. It’s been a year since the classic Endgame released and to be honest it was the best experience we all witnessed in theaters, that was one hell of an experience.
Fans waiting for the new Black Widow solo movie will now have to wait much longer. The movie was first set to release on April 24th but due to the pandemic, the scheduled release date has been changed to 6th November 2020.
During the pandemic Coronavirus, twitter user Sun Tzilla watched all the marvel cinematic universe movies till Spiderman: Far from home. After watching all the flicks of the Avengers series MCU witter user @SunTzilla decided to roast each member of the Avengers family and that too in a blunt manner. While SunTzilla roaster other characters, he had nothing but respect for Groot.
Here are the tweets made by SunTzilla in regard to all the Avengers.
Just finished watching all the films in the MCU on Disney + here is my analysis of all the heroes.
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Captain America – Hero with Steroids
Captain America
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Self righteous know it all who only has any powers because they injected him with steroids. pic.twitter.com/TkIfSmOVHr
Captain Marvel – Twerking for aliens?
Captain Marvel
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Type of person that waits until a problem has gotten out of hand before offering any help so they can look like a hero. Where was she when Thanos first landed on earth? out in space twerking for Aliens. pic.twitter.com/81zS2NQSFJ
Incredible Hulk – Typical meat head
The Incredible Hulk
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Typical meat head that has no technique when it comes to fighting. Anybody with basic BJJ skills could probably beat him in a fight. pic.twitter.com/IfCPuFDzt0
Thor – Superhero version of a rapper
Thor
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Didn’t even bother calling his earth girlfriend when he came to visit to help the Avengers fight Loki.
He probably got hoes all over the galaxy he is the superhero version of the rapper Future, a true leader in the field of Toxic masculinity. pic.twitter.com/7hnYK7LsrK
Loki – Takeshi 69 of the MCU
Loki
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Type of guy that will suggest doing some crimes together then snitch when you get caught. Tekashi 69 of the MCU. pic.twitter.com/4x8NDUqxS0
Black Panther – We don’t do that here
Black Panther
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Got beat up by his cousin and on top of that he opened up Wakanda to the Americans. Bro you really think a dude who named himself ‘Captain America’ is not going to colonise you and steal your vibranium at the first opportunity? Dumb guy. pic.twitter.com/sBzkmQDRR5
Black Widow – She knows a bit of Karate
Black Widow
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
A prime example of how below average white people are able to secure high ranking positions. She got in the Avengers because she knows a bit of karate. pic.twitter.com/Ux42WODOyM
Hawk Eye – Useless?
Hawk Eye
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Bro must have walked off the Lord Of The rings set and into the wrong franchise because how you trying to fight aliens with a bow and arrow? Useless. pic.twitter.com/NAjbSHeiuw
Nick Fury – Strict Boss
Nick Fury
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Type of boss that makes you come into work during coronavirus even though you aren’t a key worker. pic.twitter.com/qLrL15LoJ0
Dr. Strange – 14 million futures and not a single warning?
Dr Strange
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Mf viewed 14 million futures and didn’t think it would be a good idea to tell us about coronavirus. pic.twitter.com/vxX7APifBw
Gamora – She is responsible for her own death
Gamora
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
The idiot knew where the soul stone was the whole time, instead of using it to amass an army of killer zombies for when Thanos eventually comes shes keeping secrets. Dead because of lack of preparation. pic.twitter.com/MMnWeYRoRp
Star Lord – Definitely need to update his playlist
Peter Quill
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Mf need to update his playlist, he still listening to music from the 1970’s. If he was listening to Future he wouldn’t have got emotional and they would have beat Thanos in Infinity war. pic.twitter.com/9tnqgjg8De
Rocket – Cool before joining GOTG nonsense
Rocket
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
A true G, you just know he was out doing robberies in his black air forces before all that Guardian of the galaxy nonsense. pic.twitter.com/J2HdZ9tzwP
Ant-man – He had one thing to do
Ant Man
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
All he had to do was enter Thanos’s ass and expand and that would have killed him. Tony Stark died because he didn’t take one for the team. pic.twitter.com/y2ZLjDfK32
Thanos – Made sense
Thanos
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
The guy was clearly a bit crazy but at least he wasn’t racist. He was an equal opportunities genocidal maniac. Anyone can get it. pic.twitter.com/CMhzztsWm0
Falcon- Hustled really hard
Falcon
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Hustled the white man out the top position, the first black Captain America. Dr Umar Johnson would be proud. pic.twitter.com/2vdEjRO24c
Wanda – Relationship with Red Mac book pro
Wanda
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
One of the most powerful characters in the MCU but still caused half the population of earth to get snapped because she was in a relationship with a red mac book pro. Proof that women are crazy. pic.twitter.com/s21FS9lARb
Nothing but Respect for Groot
Groot
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Doesn’t talk a lot. I respect that. pic.twitter.com/gZIOwe6dy4
Iron Man – Hyped up Elon Musk
Iron Man
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 18, 2020
Wishes he was Batman so bad, but has no hand to hand combat skills. Can’t do anything if his suit run out of batteries, just a hyped up Elon Musk. pic.twitter.com/NKVFibhfIv
While SunTzilla showed no mercy on any of the MCU character, people reminded him that he had left out Tony Stark’s favorite Avenger – Spiderman and Winter Soldier who killed his parents.
Forgotten Kid – Spider Man
How can I forget Spiderman you ask? Probably because he was forgettable. Can’t take a boy who almost got killed by a special effects artist seriously. Mysterios only power was photoshop. pic.twitter.com/4rwNYXQAkI
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 19, 2020
Winter Soldier – Not even worth the first cut
The streets been asking why I never included the winter soldier, its because he’s a bum not even worth the first cut. Man thought he The Undertaker with his long hair and moody face. pic.twitter.com/tcHPxZV8BE
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 20, 2020
Did you enjoy reading Sun Tzilla’s thread? Make sure you follow him on twitter.
Oh wow, this thread kinda blew up. Hope you enjoyed, stay safe out there we are living in mad time. The key workers whether you work in a shop, or drive public transport or are in the hospital you are the real heroes.
— Sun Tzilla (@SunTzilla) April 19, 2020
