The whole world is on lockdown because of the Coronavirus and therefore, we are investing more energy doing things we wouldn’t ordinarily do… like really start a discussion with somebody on a dating application. We’re all in this together, encountering similar feelings of trepidation, swiping through profiles, sliding in DMs.
In spite of the fact that pickup lines are normally an all in or all out on dating applications, we’re all in desperate need of some social association while social removing. In case you’re hoping to slide into that individual’s DMs with a pickup line about social distancing, here are probably the best:
Checking you out
“Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.” #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
— Jill in Virusland (@Jillinvirusland) March 19, 2020
U I
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d keep U and I exactly where they are, with eleven letters of longing between them. #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
— Joy Eilene (@joyeilene) March 19, 2020
Not Will Ferrell is not wrong…
You can’t spell quarantine without “u r a q t” #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
— Not Will Ferrell (@itsWillyFerrell) March 19, 2020
He’s a keeper
I have toilet paper #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
— Cornelius Rockefeller (@fartbagels) March 19, 2020
6 feet apart.
“I’m just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy. Asking him to maybe move back another foot. Thanks.” #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/IV7lT1Nnl3
— Hollywood Exposed (@AndstuffL) March 19, 2020
The weekend is planned btw
interested in making some weekend travel plans?#SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/wS8tnu6gOh
— Brian Beard (@bbeard76) March 19, 2020
Well, hello there…
I saw you liked and retweeted my tweet, so this is getting pretty serious huh? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/Txy7QRxkMJ
— Levisaurus Rex (not extinct) (@levi_bullen) March 19, 2020
This one’s nice
Are you a pandemic because you’ve got my heart on lockdown
— Vixera (@carpe_flamma) March 19, 2020
#SocialDistancingPickUpLines
Netflix and quarantine
#SocialDistancingPickUpLines “Netflix and chill from separate homes?”
— ?Fletchy McFletchyface☘ (@Darth_Pingu) March 19, 2020
#SocialDistancingPickUpLines if I told you that you had a nice body, would you keep it six feet away from me?
— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) March 19, 2020
A new take on the whole “Netflix and Chill” thing.
FaceTime and chill? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
— Michael (@Sckswithsandals) March 19, 2020
Real Smooth.
If covid-19 doesn’t take you out.. can I? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines #stolenfromsomewhere
— Leanne Sandusky (@LeanneSandusky) March 19, 2020
Because who doesn’t love a good movie reference?
I will stand in front of your house with my emergency radio from the 80’s until you are out of quarantine, babe.#SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/dldl54DMTf
— Ryan Cappo (@RyanCappo) March 19, 2020
How you doing?
Hey baby… your place AND mine? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/YgpCkL1XBJ
— Jack Kline ?|| Emu RP Account || (@jacklovesnougat) March 20, 2020
Delivery Date
I’ll have what she’s having!
— Anthony Jimenez (@antyabstract) March 19, 2020
for delivery
and please leave it at my doorstep thank you so much #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
But my connection really sucks
we got 99 problems but our connection ain’t one #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/Tc3mFYKCWI
— Nadia A. ? (@scorpioreads) March 19, 2020
Since you can’t go out, you can bring love into your life by charming your latent capacity date in the most socially – disconnected way. Also, on the off chance that you are considering how to do as such, we have curated a rundown of some conversation starters for you that you can impart to your latent capacity date and prevail upon through your antics, start using before this gets over.
